Supreme Pontiff aka Pope Wanted
Must be baptized believer, able to speak and read Latin, look good in a dress and funny hat. Free housing including, retirement plan out of this world. Promotion to Saint possible.
OK, Ok take the sign down... Pope Found!!! (Did I get passed over again?)
So the American liberal press is not happy. Just tune into MSNBC Chris Matthews... (writer shouting) HEY CHRIS, YOUR CATHOLIC, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? A POPE THAT IS IN FAVOR OF GAY PREISTS, ABORTION, DIVORCE AND TURNING ST. PETERS INTO A MOSQUE? DID YOU WANT A NON-BELIEVER TO BE POPE? MAYBE JESSIE JACKSON? AL SHARPTON? PERHAPS OSMA? WHERE DID YOU FIND THESE FAILED LIBERAL CATHOLICS TO GO ON YOUR SHOW....OH JIMMY CARTER RECOMMEDED THEM...CARTER'S A BAPTIST WHAT DOES HE KNOW!
Lance is Retiring
It seems that Lance heard about Tony and my record 29.8 mph on the Straight-A-Way last week and has recognized the threat we pose to his future. Therefore while the getting out is good, Lance is gone.
Tyler Hamilton GUILTY of cheating
It seems in spite of Tyler's protest he was found guilt of blood doping. Was this after the broken clavicle and he was able to finish the Tour or was it during the Tour last year? Does he return his Olympic gold metal and not appear on the Wheaties box? In a time of AIDS, STDs, etc why would someone shoot some one else's blood into their veins?
I'm going to New Jersey Thursday night for my gandsons 1st birthday and also see his parents.
While I'm there I'm going to meet with a brain surgeon about my brain tumor.
Speaking of Tumors, did I mention that the tumor that was removed from my back last July is growing back? I decided to leave it alone...