- "I can't see anything because of all of these damn baby carriages!"
While attending a birthday party, one of the guest was discussing his vacation to San Juan over the Easter weakend.....
- "it was not the traditional Easter that I'm use to with the Easter bunny and egg hunts. They made it into a some kind of religious holiday!"
- "I hate putting this good shit in here, the homeless will come and rummage thru it and steal it!"